Can you adopt me, please? I’ll do the dishes and clean the house and can i also sleep in your bed🥺 -an anonymous raccoon
Sure kiddo! I feel like I'm always adopting my son's friends when they find out what I do to 'em
James
My son made me do this haha
He's answering questions over at ask.me.whilst.ifuckmy.dad
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All questions are completely anonymous, but that isn't an invitation to be rude. Be nice!
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